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plus a digression into mcu meta but I wouldn't worry about it
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The Light Player Problem
Jan. 10th, 2019 09:37 am...Is a term coined during my classpect meta discussions with Bumblebard and will be defined here for future reference
So! Going solely off of the letter of the aspect, and given what we know about how Light powers work, it seems like Light players should be these knowledge-driven support players, the quintessential boring-but-necessary utility class. And while this is technically true to a degree, every single light player in homestuck proper also has a chronic case of Never Does Anything Small and a bone-deep driving desire to fuck shit up on a scale measured in entire timelines. Or, to put it more simply:
Sburb: You are a support main.
The Light Player, In All Likelihood: The FUCK I am! *Kicks over a trashcan and sets fire to the sun*
OCs that represent the Light Player Problem: Charlize, Ami, Sigal
Characters from other media that represent the Light Player Problem: Morrigan, Barry Bluejeans, The Medic, MA
So! Going solely off of the letter of the aspect, and given what we know about how Light powers work, it seems like Light players should be these knowledge-driven support players, the quintessential boring-but-necessary utility class. And while this is technically true to a degree, every single light player in homestuck proper also has a chronic case of Never Does Anything Small and a bone-deep driving desire to fuck shit up on a scale measured in entire timelines. Or, to put it more simply:
Sburb: You are a support main.
The Light Player, In All Likelihood: The FUCK I am! *Kicks over a trashcan and sets fire to the sun*
OCs that represent the Light Player Problem: Charlize, Ami, Sigal
Characters from other media that represent the Light Player Problem: Morrigan, Barry Bluejeans, The Medic, MA
Pokemon x Motorcity AU 1 of Whatever
Jan. 1st, 2019 06:54 pmJoyous New Year's Tidings from Chuck and ADVENTURE CUBES
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Extremely Kawaii Garbodor
Dec. 24th, 2018 10:59 am
I was in need of a reaction image recently and decided to make it myself
Color Palette Prompt Post
Dec. 18th, 2018 04:01 pmGive me a prompt and link a palette from www.colourpod.com and I'll draw them when I have the time
Fandom prompts are preferred but I'll do other stuff too if it sounds interesting! I don't mind body horror or mild gore and I'll draw your OC if you can provide a reference.
Completed prompts will be posted under the tag #Palette Fill alongside my usual art tag
Fandom prompts are preferred but I'll do other stuff too if it sounds interesting! I don't mind body horror or mild gore and I'll draw your OC if you can provide a reference.
Completed prompts will be posted under the tag #Palette Fill alongside my usual art tag
I think my favorite thing about Guzma being a bug-type specialist is the context we get it in.
In most of the stories I'm familiar with, especially RPGS, a character being associated with Unreasonably-Sized Arthropods, whether through actually being one, having them as minions, or just being really enthusiastic about that spider-themed decor, it's usually narrative shorthand for Irredeemable Disposable Satellite Villain, which is unfortunate for those of us that like the luminescent mantis aesthetic on its own merits.
But the thing is, this isn’t most stories. This is a fucking Pokemon game.
Pokemon is a series created by an autistic japanese man who grew up in farmbutt nowhere before they paved it over and wanted to use video games as a vehicle for making his childhood bug collecting obsession everyone else's problem too, except now some of the bugs are dragons and demonstrating that your bug collection is objectively cooler than the neighbor kid’s bug collection via Brisk And Sporting Duel is a totally viable source of income.
And it fucking shows, is the thing. In-universe, most of the bug users you’ll see are child hobbyists and the cultural attitude seems to be “Kids Be Like That but they’ll grow out of it eventually.” And a lot of them do! But there's also a lot of them that don't and every single adult bug-type expert we’ve been given pre-alola has been, without exception, a giant fucking nerd.
So that’s the culture, and if you grew up with these games and are better at pattern recognition than me you were basically entrenched in these two decades of worldbuilding showing us that in this particular context the Big Ugly Giant Bug Motif correlates, not with evil, but with Essence of Dork. The reaction is pavlovian.
And that's when they make an antagonist that specialized in Bug TypesProfessor Kukui is a Dad-Type Pokemon
Dec. 16th, 2018 08:29 pmThe best thing about Professor Kukui for me is that he’s not just a dad but a compulsive dad. Like making impulse purchases, except instead of hoarding yarn or rocks or some shit he’s spontaneously adopting plucky anime orphans.
Like normally with this category of character they kind of fuss and care everybody but save the Full Adoption Deal for the characters who are the most blatantly in the market for a steady home and an un-fucked up mentor. And taking in Lillie certainly fits that bill! But by the sound of it he Also adopted Hau around that time and brings him around to visit his wife about as often as he takes Lillie despite the fact that Hau already has a mother and grandfather who love him and aren't even remotely evil. And then he spends half the game Aggressively Dad-ing at the player character despite them Also having loving and non-evil family members present in their lives.
And then the anime gives him six whole kids to worry about, plus Ilima, who is his Ex-kid and Gladion, who is probably his Part-Time Son.
And then we go over to the manga where he only knows that Gladion Exists and Is Lillie's Brother for about nine seconds before he starts considering him to be Also His Problem
Plus the fact that in every continuity he probably considers Sophocles to be at least 12% his kid by default because of Molayne.
It's like he'll just make eye contact and go "Yep, it's time to adopt another kid." Kukui is going to parent the fuck out of Alola and nobody is going to stop him.A thought on SU weapons
Dec. 10th, 2018 10:36 amSomething that I've always found interesting is that up until Eyeball Ruby and her chisel-dagger the only gem whose native generated weapon was an actual weapon as opposed to a piece of armor (Ruby and Garnet's gauntlets, Jasper's helmet, Rose's shield) or Only A Viable Weapon In A JRPG (Amethyst and Holly Blue's whips) was Pearl, who was explicitly created for the express purpose of being a decorative noncombatant. Meanwhile all the combat-focused gems are getting stuck with shit like A Single Boxing Glove and they gotta make that work. I don't think it Means Anything, especially since the crew clearly are defining weapons in the "JRPGS and SoulCalibur" sense of the word, but it cracks me right the hell up whenever I remember that that's a thing. Can you fucking imagine. You were created for the express purpose of wreaking godly havoc on the battlefield and all you've got for the job is a fancy motorcycle helmet and your admittedly impressive muscle groups, meanwhile your boss's coatrack is kicking around with a sickass Nacre Naginata and bisecting warriors twice her size like it ain't even a thing. Such bullshit.
Years in the past, but not many...
Dec. 9th, 2018 12:02 pm...It was actually possible to get Kaoru into fancy clothes without having to pin her down.
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SAXOPHONES INTENSIFY
Dec. 9th, 2018 11:57 amSigal with Wyatt's novakid character, Dandy
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