Vampire Hillbilly AU Part 2: Where Woofs

[scarletkilometers]

ScarletKilometers: Professor Kukui would make an awesome werewolf actually
ScarletKilometers: so naturally I'm going to make him a selkie
Bumblebard: natch
ScarletKilometers: Burnet is a Birb Mode siren
ScarletKilometers: we don't know what Professor Oak's deal is but by all accounts he predates the advent of dirt
ScarletKilometers: Charlize is a witch and Ami is a dragon hybrid with a biological imperative to Fight Everything
Bumblebard: lmao
ScarletKilometers: Charlize does bone divination and Ami keeps bringing her dead things in a misguided attempt to be helpful. If charlie never hears the phrase "can you make a divination skull out of THIS?!?" again it'll be too soon
ScarletKilometers: you know that one post that goes like "dude tries to kidnap a Swan Wife and ends up with a pissed off Muscles Guy instead"
Bumblebard: YEAH
ScarletKilometers: that's probably what professor kukui is doing
Bumblebard: alchdkcjdh NICE
Scarletkilometers:

[Skeevy guy] o sweet SELKIE BRIDE
[Kukui] [is a dude]
[Kukui] [is still a wrestler, that's still a thing]
[Kukui] [suplexes the dude into the goddamn harbor]

Bumblebard: YEEHAW